I Was A Teenage Zombie(1987)

"Now The Girls Are Dying To Go Out With Him."

Six high school buddies accidentally kill a drug pusher and dump his body in toxic waters. When the pusher returns as a zombie and goes on a killing spree, their only recourse is to dump the body of one of their own recently dead, and have him return as a "good" zombie to face off with the "bad" one. The producer's hook for the film was to feature music by groups the likes of The Fleshtones and Los Lobos. 

Starring Michael Rubin, Steve McCoy, George Seminara, Robert C. Sabin, Peter Bush, Allen Lewis Rickman, Kevin Nesgoda, and Cassie Madden. 

Directed by John Elias Michalakis.

 "A Killer Party You Won't Forget. " 

Six-String Samurai(1998)

"All Superheroes Wear Glasses." 

 

 In a post-apocalyptic world where the Russians have taken over a nuked USA and Elvis is king of Lost Vegas, "Six-String Samurai" chronicles the tale of Buddy, a hero who's a '50s rocker and wandering warrior rolled into one, too-cool package. Armed with his six-string in one hand and his sword in the other, Buddy is on his way to Vegas to succeed Elvis as King. Along the way, he saves an orphan who decides to play tag-along to his rescuer. What follows is the road trip from hell. 

 

Starring Jeffery Falcon, Justin McGuire, Kim De Angelo, Stephane Guager, Clifford Hugo, Oleg Bernov, Igor Yuzov, and Zhenya Kolykhanov.

 

Directed by Lance Mungia.

 

"Vegas Needs A New King." 

 

 

 

 

Radioactive Dreams(1985)

"A world of guilty pleasures."

After an atomic war Phillip Hammer and Marlowe Chandler have spent 15 years on their own in an bunker, stuffed with junk from the 40s and old detective novels. Now, 19 years old, they leave their shelter to find a world full of mutants, freaks and cannibals. They become famous detectives in the struggle for the two keys that could fire the last nuclear weapon. 

Starring John Stockwell, Michael Dudikoff, Michelle Little, Lisa Blount, Don Murray, George Kennedy, Norbert Weisser, and Christian Andrews. 

Directed by Albert Pyun.

"Raymond Chandler, meet Mad Max."

Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Mutant Killer Snowman(2000)

"He's icin' & Slicin'"

 In this sequel of the first Jack Frost movie, Sheriff Sam Tiler, his wife Anne, and Sam's two deputies (also husband and wife) decide to go on a Caribbean vacation to take their minds off the traumatic events of the previous movie in a place with absolutely no snow. Their holiday will be short-lived, however, as the thawed murderer gets inadvertantly re-frozen and brought back to life. As if that weren't bad enough, he now has the ability to remain frozen even in tropical temperatures, and he's headed south to settle some old scores. 

Starring Christopher Alport, Eileen Seeley, Chip Heller, Marsha Clark, Scott MacDonald, Ray Cooney, David Allen Brooks, Sean Patrick Murphy, Tai Bennett, Jennifer Lyons, Shonda Farr, Granger Green, Ian Abercombie, and Doug Jones.

Directed by Michael Cooney.

"I now pronounce you... totally fucking dead!"

Jack Frost(1997)

"He's chillin'...and killin."

 A Serial killer is genetically mutated in car wreck on the way to his execution. After which, he becomes a murdering snowman hell-bent on revenge for the sheriff who caught him.

Starring Scott McDonald, Christopher Alport, Stephen Mendel, F. William Parker, Eileen Seeley, Rob LaBelle, Zack Eginton, Jack Lindine, and Kelly Jean Peters.

Directed by Michael Cooney.

"Don't eat yellow snow!"

Dutch(1991)

"Can a big kid bring out the child in a little jerk?"

Volunteering to drive his girl friend's son home for Thanksgiving to Chicago from his boarding school in Georgia, little does Dutch expect the picaresque adventures in store for him. When a blunt, down-to-earth construction worker takes to the road with an insufferable twelve-year-old snob (desperately insecure under the surface) who doesn't approve of him in the least, quite a bit must happen before they can reach their destination as friends-- or, for that matter, get home at all. 

Starring Ed O'Neill, Ethan Embry, JoBeth Williams, Christopher McDonald, Ari Meyers, Elizabeth Daily, L. Scott Caldwell, and Kathleen Freeman.

Directed by Peter Faiman.

"They're the best of friends... And they've got the scars to prove it." 

Dudes(1987)

"They were looking for the American Dream...They found the American Nightmare."

 Two punks from the big city, traveling across the country in a Volkswagen bug, embrace the western ethos when they must take revenge against a group of rednecks for killing their friend in this lighthearted road movie. Along the way, they enlist the help of a young woman who runs a wrecking service. 

Starring Jon Cryer, Daniel Roebuck, Flea, Lee Ving, Billy Rat Sharkey, Glenn Withrow, Michael Melvin, Marc Rude, and Catherine Mary Stewart.

Directed by Penelope Spheeris.

 

"New York City is tough, but the country is really murder. " 

Liquid Sky(1982)

In New York, a small flying saucer lands on the roof of a penthouse seeking for heroin. In the apartment, the cocaine addicted model Margaret is a promiscuous bisexual androgynous woman that lives with her lover, the drug dealer Adrian. Margaret has sex with many partners asking for cocaine in return. The aliens discover that the sensation of the orgasm is equivalent to the heroin and they suck the brains of Margaret's lovers, killing them first and then making their bodies disappear. Meanwhile, a German scientist is chasing the extraterrestrial beings and arrives in a building in front of Margret's apartment to observe the creatures. 

Starring Anne Carlisle, Paula E. Sheppard, Susan Doukas, Otto von Wernherr, Bob Brady, and Elaine C. Grove.

Directed by Slava Tuskerman.

  

"I Kill With My Cunt"

The Adventures Of Rocky and Bullwinkle(2000)

                           "You will believe a squirrel can fly."                             

Rocky and Bullwinkle have been living off the finances made from the reruns of their cartoon show. Boris and Natasha somehow manage to crossover into reality and team up with Fearless Leader, an evil criminal turned media mogul with some evil plans up his sleeve. Rocky and Bullwinkle must stop the three of them before they wreak havoc.

Starring Jason Alexander, Rene Russo, Monica Potter, Randy Quaid, Robert De Niro, Janeane Garofalo, Piper Perabo, Carl Reiner, Jonathan Winters, John Goodman, Kenan Thompson, Kel Mitchell, James Rebhorn, David Alan Grier, June Foray, Keith Scott, Whoopi Goldberg, and Billy Crystal.

Directed by Des McAnuff.

"It's not the same old bull."