Saturday, February 22, 2014

Zombi Holocaust(1980) aka. Dr. Butcher M.D.

"Not for the faint-hearted." 

The members of an expedition in search for the last faithful of Kito, the cannibal god, land on a small island in the Moluccas (East Indies) and are soon hunted by cannibals and zombies, these being created by a sinister Doctor O'Brien who is experimenting with corpses. Suzan, a sexy lady in the expedition team, eventually takes a hold on things, as she is accepted as queen of the cannibals, and direct them against the mad scientist and his army of zombies.  

Starring Ian McCulloch, Alexandra Delli Colli, Sherry Buchanan, Peter O'Neal, Donald O'Brien, Dakar, Walter Patriarca, and Linda Fumis.

Directed by Marino Girolami.



Wired To Kill(1986)

"1998. A War Will Be Fought By A Boy, A Girl, And A Toy."

In the near future, law and order breaks down, diseases, violence and immorality are rampant. However, a young man decides not to turn the other cheek anymore. He modifies his wheelchair to help him protect his home and family, and kill the thugs first. 

Starring Emily Longstreth, Devin Hoelscher, Merritt Butrick, Frank Collison, Tommy "Tiny" Lister, Kim Milford, Michael Wollet, and Garth Gardner.

Directed by Francis Schaeffer.


The Rage(1997)

"On the run...and running out of time!"
 
FBI Special Agent Travis(Lorenzo Llamas) is trying to catch deranged serial killer and is doing his best despite having a new and inexperienced partner in the form of Kelly McCord(Kirsten Cloke). It turns out that the serial killer is an entire army of disgruntled CIA mercenaries from Vietnam.

Starring Lorenzo Llamas, Gary Busey, Roy Schieder, Kristen Cloke, Brandon Smith, Tiani Warden, Dell Yount, and David Carradine.

Directed by Sidney J. Furie.





The Final Terror(1983)

"They warned you not to go into the woods."

The film takes place out in the backwoods where a group of rangers go camping. But when one of the group snaps, and leaves one by one some of the group disappears. It is left up to the rest of the group to defend themselves against this evil. With the killer disguised as the forest surroundings, one of their group held hostage, and a terrifying attack on their tour bus leaving it incapable of travel and one of them with a major injury they have to turn the tables on the killer. 

Starring John Friedrich, Adrian Zmed, Ernest Harden Jr., Lewis Smith, Rachel Ward, Daryl Hannah, Akosua Busia, and Joe Pantoliano.

Directed by Andrew Davis.



Tenement(1985)

"Slaughter In The South Bronx!"
  
A South Bronx gang rape and kill the residents of an isolated tenement. The tables turn and the surviving residents viciously dispatch the gang. There is a gruesome scene depicting the repeated stabbing of the leader with a TV aerial followed by a lightning strike for good measure. 

Starring Joe Lynn, Mina Bern, Walter Bryant, Corrine Chateau, Angel David, Martha De La Cruz, Rhetta Hughes, Larry Lara, Alfonso Manosalvas, and Gy Mirano.

Directed by Roberta Findlay.


 


T-Force(1994)

"Man battles the ultimate killing machines for survival."

In the near future, after a hostage situation goes awry, the last resort option of law enforcement, cybernaut unit T-Force, is ordered to be disassembled. But the robots see this as a "threat to their self-preservation" and go on a killing rampage. It's up to police lieutenant Jack Floyd and one of the cybernauts, who is on the right side of the law, to bring them down. 

Starring Jack Scalia, Evan Lurie, Erin Gray, Bobby Johnston, Deron McBee, Jennifer MacDonald, Martin E. Brooks, and Vernon Wells.

Directed by Richard Pepin.



 

Six-String Samurai(1998)

"All Superheroes Wear Glasses." 
 
 In a post-apocalyptic world where the Russians have taken over a nuked USA and Elvis is king of Lost Vegas, "Six-String Samurai" chronicles the tale of Buddy, a hero who's a '50s rocker and wandering warrior rolled into one, too-cool package. Armed with his six-string in one hand and his sword in the other, Buddy is on his way to Vegas to succeed Elvis as King. Along the way, he saves an orphan who decides to play tag-along to his rescuer. What follows is the road trip from hell. 
 
Starring Jeffery Falcon, Justin McGuire, Kim De Angelo, Stephane Guager, Clifford Hugo, Oleg Bernov, Igor Yuzov, and Zhenya Kolykhanov.
 
Directed by Lance Mungia.
 
 
 
 

 


Rent-A-Cop(1987)

"In the hustling backstreets of Chicago where violence prevails, there is one ultimate solution." 

 Detective Tony Church is forced to retire and become a store rent-a-cop when his drug sting operation comes to a tragic end by a masked killer. He joins forces with a prostitute, the only one able to identify the killer, to bring him to justice. 

Starring Burt Reynolds, Liza Minnelli, James Remar, Richard Masur, Dionne Warwick, Bernie Casey, Robby Benson, John Stanton, and John P. Ryan.

Directed by Jerry London.


(I have to comment on this tagline..YEAH FUCKING RIGHT! What a load of bullshit.)

Body Parts(1991)

"A medical miracle has become a murderous nightmare."

 When Bill Chrushank(Jeff Fahey) loses his arm in a car accident, the arm of an executed death row inmate is grafted on in its place. The only problem, as Bill soon discovers, is that the arm is possessed by a force he cannot control. 

Starring Jeff Fahey, Lindsay Duncan, Kim Delaney, Zakes Mokae, Brad Dourif, John Walsh, Paul Ben-Victor, and Peter Murnik.

Directed by Eric Red.